The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
Get the New phones diseasemug. The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
Get the New Mexico Tugmug. by Joe man March 24, 2024
Get the New 10 and 2mug. The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.
That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...
by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021
Get the New beginningmug. NEW as in just got example:3 friends went to the mall and bought NEW clothes it was BRAND NEW cause they JUST GOT it.
by katkakes June 16, 2021
Get the newmug. when your daily and weekly newspapers don’t have an hour’s worth of reading material on business ideas.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
Get the media new money depletionmug. by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
Get the unhappy new yearmug.