no skin off my back

dont care, wont harm you a bit, wont stress over it

Possibly derived from shingles, a condition which can be brought about by severe stress among other things, after having chicken-pox. This causes painful blisters and scabs, usually on the back.

"The Coke company is the one who has to pay for the repairs, so really it's no skin off my back," said Mark Conlin, the campus plant foreman who oversees maintenance and custodial work.

by blopnuts March 22, 2005

snap the key off in the lock

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder

Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!

by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005

get off my grill

Get off my grill means to back off!

When your friend is all in your face and your sick of him/her in your business.

by Robyn October 28, 2004

get off my tit

is used to replace the following: leave me alone, quit bugging me about it, anytime you feel you have had enough!

LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard.
LoserB: when i have time
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard, dude??
LoserB: GET OFF MY TIT.

by LoserB December 13, 2009

Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!

'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008

Get Off My Dress

Get Off My Dress" can mean both "stop ruining my fun" or "stop giving me a hard time.

Yes, I know I'm dancing in my underwear and the neighbors can see. Get off my dress, I love this song.

by Trickless June 17, 2011

Pink Eye Send Off

While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.

She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.

by Tim2.0 November 20, 2007