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Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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fart hit

The last hit in the pipe. That tastes like ass in most cases.
Damn bro, how come you always give me the fart hit?
by sid cain June 16, 2018
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under fart

Similar to that of the Dutch oven, however this also applies to the smell of ass you let flow, trapped in your coat as as if it won't leave.
Dam dude, i walked like three blocks and still have the smell of under fart trapped up in my coat!

(Underfart is bass that has been passed yet it stays faithfully up I your coat forever lol!
by Jcasper mckinney February 21, 2018
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fart alley

When the little spoon farts while in a cuddling position, the space between the big and little spoon where the fart travels upwards knocking the big spoon out.
Little spoon: *farts*
Big spoon: OMG, not again, that fart traveled right up fart alley into my nostrils!
Little spoon: *hehehe*
by Coffeeandcorgis July 18, 2021
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Mumen Egg fart

Someone who ate eggs earlier today and farted it out and it smells like shitty ass eggs
Mumen ate eggs and he had a egg fart (Mumen Egg fart)
by Leonardosssss September 18, 2023
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wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle
I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!
by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018
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cum farts

where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023
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