dirt ass

anything lame, unpleasant, faulty or imperfect; could pertain to any person, place or thing.

"I'm not going to dirt ass Port Chester to get brew, man"

-yo did you pork that girl you were with last night dude?
-nah her dirt ass roommate came back before anything happened

"our dirt ass school cant even afford soap for the bathrooms"

by G Schmit January 17, 2008

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)

Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.

by Mr HJL January 9, 2009

ass poof

little tuft of hair around the anus.

it was on, until she bent over and I saw the ass poof.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

angry ass

When you take a shit and the stench is overwhelming and unbearable.

You might not wanna go in the bathroom just yet. I have angry ass.

by angrymotherfucker December 20, 2007

ass for brain

it describes somebody who thinks and talks from their ass

dude talk out of your mouth you stupid ass for brain

by jumping tree October 28, 2007

Guaranteed Ass

The poor girlfriend in a falty relationship who is actually a more involved booty call rather than a true girlfriend. The guy gets involved in the relationship so that when he is with her he has a more guarenteed chance to have sex. He will shower her with gifts, sweet talk her on the phone, and celebrate random anniversaries. This is also the boyfriend who will not put his relationship on a social networking site and makes up some excuse when his real reason is he could tell a random girl that he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is most common in college. As mentioned before he feels that this is perfect for the random breaks, he knows that he will have sex when he is home.

Jill is just some guaranteed ass, I take her out for her birthday, get her some flowers than I get sex whenever I want.

by Amy H January 6, 2008

ass bologna

The males penis after triumphant anal.

Yo, you look like a stamping pile of ass bologna.

My dick is such an ass bologna.

by coxman extroadinare January 9, 2008