White Washed Walls

When some one masturbates so hard that all the sperm loaded in the tanks comes out and usually sprays out and has been known to change wall colours and even kill people in close range
Wife:i think our wall should hav a new colour im thinking an artistic messey creamey white patel colour. A nice White Washed Walls
Husband:well give me 2 minutes an LCD 52" with high definition and a Jenna Jameson porno and ill make the magic free of charge.
Wife: shud i stay.
Husband no i dnt want to loose u.
by Echo Park March 27, 2008
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Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.
by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008
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mighty white of you

to behave or act in a manner stereotypically attributed to Caucasians
That was mighty white of you to help with the charity ball.
by Bertha M. Butts December 23, 2005
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snow fucking white

when two girls fornicate while watching snow white
me: what the hell is mel doing in there
Laura: i dont know but all i can hear is snow white
me: SNOW FUCKING WHITE
by devan weavs November 10, 2008
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blue and white balls

A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.
Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?

Bob: No, they choked yet again.

Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!
by Richard El April 12, 2008
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Egg White Goggles

Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.
This dirty whore was giving me head and I pulled out and gave her a pair of egg white goggles.
by The Erik October 13, 2006
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white people drama

Also known as W.P.D.

Silly drama that is irrelevant to everyone but a 12 year old girl or emo kids.
Emo kid: My life is over if my mom doesn't let me go to the mall tonight!

Cool kid: he should just kill himself with all his white people drama!
by umadcuz2dads October 12, 2013
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