cock-board

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

by tigwig April 26, 2011

cock-trick

To be so utterly betrayed, tricked, or misled that one's penile erection ability is disabled.

Sultan's girl was really a man
Damn, he got his cock-tricked.

by PinkBliss April 28, 2011

rona's cock

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.

i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.

by ronahashugecockandballs December 16, 2010

rona's cock

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.

i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.

by ronahashugecock&ballz December 15, 2010

Cock Supporter

Often referred to as "crackers" a cock supporter is someone who falls under one or both of these two categories:
1. who very often supports cocks. (dicks)

2. Someone who frequently stands up for roosters rights.

Man, hes such a Cock Supporter. not only do i have a fat boner right now, but i also want to send money to a roosters rights program. damn he is influential. please suck me.

by bitch licker October 19, 2010

cock-swami

A teacher of both Hinduism and the male genitals.

The boy wanted to grow up and be a cock-swami, like his father.

by some gal July 29, 2008

corpse cock

the pale, decomposed penis of a goth rock icon, or merely a goth groupie. the penis exists in a constant state of rigor mortis.

The rave was a real blast until Darien stirred the punch with his corpse cock.

The serene porcelain white of Marilyn Manson's corpse cock is only surpassed by that of his boo balls.

by cimg November 14, 2007