cock rubbish

describes object or event which does not meet standards expected and therefore must have male origins

I think that is cock rubbish (describing running out of beer after the shops have shut)

He is being cock rubbish (describing someone failing to achieve a task)

by chilli the ginger beast February 6, 2010

cock-board

A cock board is when you stick a dildo on a skateboard.

"cock-boarding". Fucking the dildo while its on a skate board

Wanna sit on my cock-board ?

by tigwig April 26, 2011

cock-trick

To be so utterly betrayed, tricked, or misled that one's penile erection ability is disabled.

Sultan's girl was really a man
Damn, he got his cock-tricked.

by PinkBliss April 28, 2011

rona's cock

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.

i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.

by ronahashugecockandballs December 16, 2010

rona's cock

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.

i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.

by ronahashugecock&ballz December 15, 2010

Cock Supporter

Often referred to as "crackers" a cock supporter is someone who falls under one or both of these two categories:
1. who very often supports cocks. (dicks)

2. Someone who frequently stands up for roosters rights.

Man, hes such a Cock Supporter. not only do i have a fat boner right now, but i also want to send money to a roosters rights program. damn he is influential. please suck me.

by bitch licker October 19, 2010

cock-swami

A teacher of both Hinduism and the male genitals.

The boy wanted to grow up and be a cock-swami, like his father.

by some gal July 29, 2008