Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.

He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"

by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.

Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.

by mungbean toast December 7, 2022

mr whippy shift

to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.

hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

Mrs. Kirshbaum

best teacher at si tech and is the best so funny best teacher and AP ever

Mrs. Kirshbaum is 😍

by anonymous October 9, 2021

Dirty Mr Tarr

THE ACT OF GOING TO AN ORPHANAGE, ROUNDING UP CHILDREN, TAKING THE POO AND BELENDING IT UP > THEN THEY GIVE U A BLOWJOB AND U MIX IN THE CUM. FINALLY IT LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE SMOOTHIE YOU GIVE UR UNCLE

I AM CHINESE LOL MR TARR DIRTY MR TARR

by LOL MR TARR June 8, 2022

mrs. gold

An old cranky lady who hates technology

Mrs. Gold sucks

by Agga Bogga No No Africano November 15, 2017

The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023