friend

almost every and anyone surrounding you..flip faster than a coin in rotation...pussy hoes & slinky niggas sneak dissers tho never in your face with it....these "friends" done let you down have done some not friendly shit, but its always those "friends" that make any REAL FRIEND say fuck it. Those "friends" nobody needs em theres plenty more like em they conjugate hold meetings and run their fat mouths. if you know anything about these so call friends you know they were never a real friend to begin with

did you hear about that guy?
& that poor girl????
she thought her "friend" was reaching around for a hug...
when she noticed the knife it was too late..

by SkLLhP April 26, 2014

National fuck a friend day

National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"

by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022

Friend postponed

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup

by Minor October 13, 2019

cunts of friends

girls that u thought were ur friends but they wont even go wit u to the next disco

i have some cunts of friends alright

by neveryoumindbitch October 5, 2018

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 28, 2017

best friend

it’s someone who won’t leave you for their boyfriend and will make time for you anytime and will do anything in their power to make sure you not left out because best friends help each other in ways just friends could help. a best friend is supposed to be for life. but i not always so make the most of your time with ur best friend before the choose their boyfriends over you!

i love my best friend

by heyyouxoxo1234555677788 January 16, 2023

Pocket Friend

1) A friend who can spare a few seconds to text sometimes, but not five minutes. Family and real friends always take priority
2) a screen only friendship

I got a text from my pocket friend but couldn’t answer because I was at dinner with my work friends.

by Ninafriend October 31, 2021