Milford cheese

Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter

So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.

The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.

by hogcanyon September 7, 2022

Cheese Whiz

A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.

Hey babe, wanna do the Cheese Whiz? Not again you got it all over my feet last time

by LoveEef September 9, 2022

Cheese stick Torture

When a friend shoving a Cheese stick far up another friends ass as a form of punishment (platonically)

"James did you here about Jessica getting cheese stick Torture 😱"

by Crusty Dorito Nike shoe September 9, 2022

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!

by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.

Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"

by BaguetteLuvr April 21, 2022

Cheese

It's just cheese what did you expect

Person 1 : cheddar cheese
Person 2 : you know that's not funny

by Crispy juicy Krabby patty April 22, 2022