Red Wings

These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating

Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.

Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!

Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’

by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021

Red Flag

Knowing every astrology sign

1: “my Venus is a gemini is in leo”
2: “Huge red flag m8. Gtfo”

by a complete failure December 27, 2021

gender red

Bug.

Person 1: “Bug.”
Person 2 “What are you craving?”
Person 1: “Gender red.”
Person 2: “The fuck is gender red?”
Person 1 “Exactly how it sounds.”

by Hector and Bug December 28, 2021

Red Dragon

When your girl gives you a blow job, bites down really hard, and makes you dick turn red.

My girl got so mad at me she gave me a red dragon.

by Nandiana December 30, 2021

Red Flag

It means the girl giving you red flags wants the penis.

That’s your 3rd red flag.

by emptykidz January 1, 2022

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Fuck you

Person one: Dkscgdudgcjzkq ebebdoudgdjcivdnditbgwbjywhdjcjdjo red izlxpcp olcoctjfogiifigi
Person two: Dkscgdudgcjzkq ebebdoudgdjcivdnditbgwbjywhdjcjdjo red izlxpcp olcoctjfogiifigi you too

by Anotherwiseguywholikespussy January 3, 2022

Hairy red discoball

The glowing from the light of a torch when one puts a torch against their testicles.

I went to a halloween party and a shrek cosplayer played with a hairy red discoball

by GummerPaladin November 30, 2021