cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

Cats

one of the WORST plays to exist

weird person: hey you want to go see Cats with me ?
alanna: I’m no longer friends with you

by LexIsBored April 15, 2021

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

Cat Hoe

When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.

I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE

by Debly April 17, 2021

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021

Maned Cat

A really big, floofy cat. In other words a Maine Coon.

A: OH MY GAWD LOOK A MANED CAT!
B: What-
A: WHAT KIND IS IT?!

B: A Maine-
A: OH MY GOD SO CUTE!

by dkjedfrfuerh April 22, 2021