Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Chopped cheese

A level above chopped (ugly)

She's so chopped . Beyond chopped. She's chopped cheese

by sksksksoofoofoof November 26, 2025

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

cheese tofu

Feta cheese

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.

by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021

Cheese Poo

A poo with liquid cheese in it

My god my Aiden Zhu had a Cheese poo!

by Beese Churgue November 14, 2022

Weave the Cheese

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Weave the cheese.

by SmolCabbages November 1, 2025

Cheese stick

Someone who needs to fold back their uncircumcised penis flap to fuck their lover.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 23, 2019