Cat

Demonspawn.

A cat is demonspawn.

by CatBitch October 21, 2021

bump cat

Lesbian intercourse

Scissoring
Rubbing pussies

"Stacey and Susie are about to go bump cat."
"Those lesbians."

by Slancs April 2, 2016

Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.

“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”

by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018

Cat

A cute furball of chaos that will not hesitate to bite the life out of you and all your furniture as well. it will also brutally ruin every black colored piece of clothing lying around your messy house. With it's stubbornness it will mercilessly lay down on your keyboard destroying everything you've typed.

Pro tip: When you hear purring sounds be prepared for an ambush...

She's just like a cat.

by Sunny 10 4 November 12, 2022

cat

a asshole dog

person 1: man my dog is asshole
person 2:that's a cat you retard
person 1: oh

by very big boy :> October 5, 2018

big fat cat

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

steve the girl cat

ma babagrill

have you met holly cat?

i love steve the girl cat

by stevesbabagrill October 22, 2022