Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

Double wammy

Two unfortunate events that happen in a short period of time.

A: My dog just got slapped and so did I!
B: Now that’s a double wammy!

by baddest rucca December 3, 2019

The Double

Oh my God he's so annoying he's literally just doing a 'The Double!'

Hym "Jesus Christ he's do annoying like wow! He's just doing a 'The Double'and you YouTube freaks are just playing along with it! Oooooooooh my God!"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

double breakfast

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.

If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

double hit Mickey

Droping Acid and Shrooms at the same time.

My Scro took a Double Hit Mickey at an underground last night as was still tripping balls this morning.

by SpencerForHire August 18, 2022

Double Duplex

Ok where do I start, a kid who thinks he is the best when he is only a tramp who’s bedroom faces a school window so he can find a little friend to play and talk to

You heard of that that Double Duplex guy? Nah, neither have I

by myztfy April 13, 2019

Double-Barrel

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.

Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!

by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018