Brown Bagel

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out

Yo my girl really switched it up on me last night, had me do the brown bagel with her

by Daddyuwuyesplease February 22, 2019

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

brown skull

When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head

Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull

Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees

I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party

by Toughcookie2000 December 11, 2016

Simeon Brown

That legend from Pakuranga. He is a living meme, who also happens to run half of Auckland.

Dequavis- "Did you see that Simeon Brown meme the other day"
Shantel- "Nah lmao was it good?"
Dequavis- "Yea haha im glad hes the one running auckland, shoutout to the homie Simeon"

by spicymemesforsimeonteens November 20, 2017

Bradley brown

Absolute perfection, best person to EVER exist, ever make him sad and ill bake your mum into a lasagne and force feed it to you.

ahh, nah m8 thats perfect
fam the words your looking for is Bradley brown.

by Lilbopeep23 May 21, 2022

Brown Flag

Someone who gives out random flags

That girl is a brown flag

by Whynot974 June 13, 2023

Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

by XD Mystic April 4, 2022