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Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.
Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"
by Synth 2 September 8, 2019
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Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)
Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
by Snhstndff June 8, 2017
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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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good timed

Being the source of another's good time, Laughter or enjoyment. Being led on, when you know the end result is just you being the source of another person's good time.
That piano player got good timed last night, those two women sure got a great amount of Joy and laughter from the encounter.
by aCommonVision August 25, 2019
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Shackie one time

When, you get pulled over by the police, and end up in jail that night. It only takes one time!

or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.
example 1. hey man did you hear about Nasi? no what? He got shackie one timed, for not having the set tags! He also had that snap crackle and pop, in his trunk.

example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?
by Abtrainowtheeast January 14, 2011
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