test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.

Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.

by Kevin ma May 2, 2006

Big Baby Genius

1. A son or daughter of someone titled as a Big Einstein
2. A child that's gifted or highly intelligent
3. A child that's too smart for there own good.
4. A child that mastered the art of nigga rigging at an early age.

I didn't have to take my TV to the shop because Big Baby Genius was able to fix it.

by BIGBOYY2G July 30, 2009

Curse of the Black Baby

A baby doll that is black. "CURSE OF THE BLACK BABY" is written on the stomach with warning on it's back saying, "If you don't pass on the baby within 5 days muahaha...it will eat your soul!!!

Black baby has been spotted in the Northwest region of Washington, but Black Baby has been known to appear without warning in lands far away, even the Netherlands and Hawaiian Islands.

Jill Sc... said "One day I was getting into my VW Bug and in the back seat was a black babydoll just sitting there with a seatbelt on. There was a warning that if I didn't pass Black Baby on it would eat my soul"!! This was really scary since my Grandma Jean had told me a story about the cursed baby when I was little" " I survived the Curse of the Black Baby" Pass it on if you know what's good for you!!!! This is some freaky sh@*#t!!!

by High Priestess Geniva November 29, 2011

Baby Making Snot

Sperm

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

little piss baby

Greg Abbott, the Republican governor of Texas.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

by xXamogusXsussy420Xx September 27, 2022

sneaky link baby

Your parents were young and being sneaky and had you but you weren’t planned.

Them: I heard your the 1st child of your parents.

Me: I was a sneaky link baby.

by Rowan Atkinson June 8, 2023

Baby bottle top

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.

Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.

by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021