El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

A butthole.

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 7, 2023

Reach around wrinkle finger

When you give a reach around to a women for so long that your fingers get wrinkle like after taking a long bath

I gave this girl a reach around for 2 hours now my fingers are wrinkled and now my friends call me reach around wrinkle finger

by Tripod900 May 16, 2023

that funky wunky

some bomb ass home-grown weed

"aye you got some of that funky wunky?"

by cums1u7 June 5, 2023

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Mr. Wrinkles

Mr. Wrinkles is the best dog name ever. He is usually a pug, with a very wrinkly face. Very dumb, very good boy. Loves food, and has missing teeth.

1: aww ur dog is so cute good boy oh he’s dumb too

2: yeah, he’s a Mr. Wrinkles

by Mr-wrinkles-the-dumb-pug February 6, 2021