When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Wokenessmug. This is the definition of "woke" as provided in court by Republican governor of Florida Ron DeSantis's legal team. Would you have voted for Trump if you disagreed?
by Nickel Pickler March 30, 2023
Get the Wokemug. A shortened form of awakened, or awoken; slang that has been in usage since at least the year two thousand CE, with most Urban Dictionary definitions coming after 2016, the earliest at 2005. Around 2014 Urban Dictionary submissions shift from states of non slumber to social commentary, largely becoming attacks against people the submitter disagrees with from 2016 onward.
In these streets when you doze off you wake up with your clothes off, stay woke!
I was sleeping on that KD, now I'm woke!
That boy done woke up all the whole hood!
Woke and boke some hash!
I was sleeping on that KD, now I'm woke!
That boy done woke up all the whole hood!
Woke and boke some hash!
by The Inside Cradle March 25, 2022
Get the Wokemug. by A Particularly Annoyed Person February 25, 2023
Get the WOKEmug. In the current political landscape woke simply means anti-white, or white exclusion. It can be expanded to the demonization of whites as well as perceived ignorance. Examples would include 'white privilege', 'white guilt', 'white fragility'.
by TheOtherMeToo March 21, 2023
Get the Wokemug. A modern ideology that combines Race + Identity politics with Marxism theology to create a Hierarchy of victimhood which teaches to see people as races and groups instead of individuals. And to judge people by their race and identity instead of their Merits, actions or their content of their character. Which believes all disparities between groups of people are caused by sexism, racism, homophobia & ETC. Instead of culture, work ethic, educational differences.
The wokeness in the media has made modern shows and movies. Disney pushing wokeness has harmed their reputation and their stock.
by Hippie Slayer1 January 3, 2024
Get the Wokenessmug. Made popular by Club Shay Shay interview with Katt Williams. Woke Foke refers to people who are aware of the corruption plaguing our society (pop culture, government, corporations). NOT to be confused with the Left Woke/Woke Left. There is an active campaign to make the original definition of Woke mean nihilistic and anarchic to vilify Truth Seekers fighting against the evil in our society.
J6 was an inside job.
9/11 was an inside job.
JFK assassination was an inside job.
Our border crisis is an inside job.
Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.
There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.
9/11 was an inside job.
JFK assassination was an inside job.
Our border crisis is an inside job.
Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.
There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.
by Dead Bear420 January 7, 2024
Get the Woke Fokemug.