i ain't fucking wit you

I'm not playing with you or I'm not being with your any more

You got jokes , I ain't fucking wit you

by Gnuts24 September 22, 2017

i fuxx wit grape swishers

a man will fuxx wit a grape swisher but only if the grape swisher fuxx wit the man. usually, a man will use “i fuxx wit grape swishers” to alert his peers that he is preparing for a smoke. a grape swisher is a flavored cigarette paper, but not many people know that. when a man says “i fuxx wit grape swishers,” only the kool kats will know what the man means.

steve: “i fuxx wit grape swishers”

lame-o: “what?”

kool kat: “hell yeah dude, fuxx wit it”

by 420fishstick June 12, 2018

sleep wit da fishees

To die and be thrown in a river.

Person 1:What a fcking dumbass!!!

person 2: You wanna sleep wit da fishees?

by Truffelufagas April 27, 2007

yeetenheimer frands wit u an mii

something

me: yay i found jimmy
jimmy: yeetenheimer frands wit u an mii

by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 26, 2018

jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016

I can't deal wit chu

she aint wanna talk wit yo ass!

Jack I can't deal wit chu! *snap snap*

by jaylauren September 27, 2012

Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008