Matt Tait

A small erinaceous male who wears sandals and has a neat buzz cut.

Woah, sandals and a buzz cut what a Matt Tait

by Sven Jeff December 22, 2017

Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.

Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E

by Matt Panella December 9, 2008

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Matt Sharp

Matt Sharp played bass and sang falsetto in the popular group Weezer during the recording of The Blue Album and Pinkerton.

“Weezer was really killer when Matt Sharp was in the band.”

by Mrsnobody July 8, 2016

matts alright

The best content creator ever!!!

Yo you know who Matts alright is??
Hell yeah he’s cool asf

by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021

Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

by Would that one that October 12, 2017