An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.
Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).
Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).
-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!
by aahhelp July 21, 2006

Did you see that crook Blagojevich is writing a tell-all book about political corruption? What an asshole! He's definitely on my Bus List.
by Rye! March 2, 2009

by Zooey Mama March 17, 2017

A type of living style, such as gangsta, and punker. People who are part of Bus Life, usualy use the Bus or other public transporations to travel.
by Jordan June 6, 2004

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

by TeHeLaugh January 19, 2008

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!
by korkeeCAKES!!! October 27, 2008
