Unwrap the soap

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007

Soap

A Terrorist Organization of Autistic kids that are all Muslims and can never age

Bro, Soap gave Terrorists NUDES

by Unsqueezable Soap March 9, 2023

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025

Soap

Something Jaheim don't use

"JAH DONT USE SOAP"

by Stomperttow July 22, 2022

soap basket

When the biddie really do be kinda fire

Aye girl you a real soap basket

by let me ask you if i care-bean January 28, 2020

soap off

The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.

I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower

by Freakyqueen May 3, 2018

Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!

"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"

by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018