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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"
by Hmbsm21 May 19, 2009
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San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020
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Alabama Dock Brawl

Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
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Japanese finger docking

When 2 guys put there dicks in either end of a japanese finger trap
Little Johnny asked his buddy if he wanted to go to his room and perform japanese finger docking
by MrP1972 January 6, 2021
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Cross Docking

The act of taking a clear plastic tube about 2 feet long and inserting one end into a recipients anus and the other end into another recipients anus then taking turns pushing human waste back and forth into each others anus.
David and Ray just bought a shiny new glass tube to play a game of cross Docking at the party tonight. They have eaten allot of corn and tacos to make sure they are ready for the fun!
by Zipcar March 11, 2025
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popping a dock

(v) being or acting like a JACK ass or dick\cock, trying to be funny when you are not
That kid Shreeve is so annoying, he's just popping a dock.
by JAY L33 July 23, 2016
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bodging space dock

When a frozen poo falls from a plane and on impact it penetrates you to death.
He was bodged to death by a bodging space dock
by Quackquack90 May 11, 2018
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