Alan

Verb: angry man with little penis who often has poop on his pinky.

He really Alan’d that girls butthole.

by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021

Alan

Cüşşş einfach der playboy . Kylie jenner wollte insta haben , aber Alan hat sie gekorbt . Wer Alan heißt der sollte könig von welt werden . Einfach baba aussehen , dies das . Wer nicht Alan heißt der ist eine hurensohn , außer meine Familie

Alan is a Playboyyy

by Alankurd_030 November 22, 2021

Alan

Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back

Alan: yo was up

Her: Hi

Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met

by Alan_ A.s_ A+A June 3, 2024

Alan Bell

Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.

Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.

Alan Bell: strong, handsome, intelligent and even hilarious

by Alabasterfrats November 23, 2021

Alan

Alan- Someone so smart and cool. Can be a rude and can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends.. But also so adorable. Amazing charming person in the world. The best friend anyone can have. Also a person who likes to laugh a LOT with his friends. Alan is also kind of a show off. He is also a goofball😂❤ also the cutest person.👍✌🤘HE ROCKS :D
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3

Person 1. Who's that?

Person 2. That's my friend Alan

Person 1. I want an Alan

by MelloWhiteFello November 22, 2021

Alan

(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.

Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.

by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021

Alan is yes

Alan is yes
this means he is yes which means he isnt no

alan is yes he is yes

by habadabalove April 26, 2021