Wisconsin Fire-hydrant

When a man thrusts his lighter fluid soaked erect penis into the vagina of a woman with a lit match inside of her, the man then pulls his flaming cock from her “ring of fire”, ejaculating onto the flames successfully extinguishing them

Athen suggested that him and Hayden should do a Wisconsin fire-hydrant

by Makiyavellii February 9, 2026

Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.

Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Wisconsin fish fry

When a man pisses on a woman's vagina after it gets stuck to a metal surface during freezing temperatures.

Karen's vagina got stuck on the metal hand rail when she tried to slide down the banister on the stairs at the park. The only way to get her off was a good old fashioned Wisconsin fish fry.

by Large dave February 17, 2026

Wisconsin Beer

Any beer at a bar served for $2 including tax.

"Excuse me barkeep, can I get a Wisconsin beer?" "Yeah I got PBR or Miller today"

by OhMannClint February 18, 2026

Wisconsin Beer

Any Wisconsin beer sold a bar for $2 including tax.

"Excuse me barkeep, can I get a Wisconsin beer?"
"You betcha, I got PBR or Miller Lights" "that will be two bucks"

by OhMannClint February 18, 2026