Ming gremlin

The little gremlin that makes objects fall and break when you're not looking---like your expensive Ming Dynasty vase.

I see that the Ming gremlin was at work again. My whole CD collection is on the floor. Dammit!

by pentozali April 13, 2006

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That dirty bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick* May 26, 2006

Jia ming

Jia Ming is a word to describe someone who is stupid/ ugly. He does not listen in class and wil always get straight Fs. He is someone who is not sociable and does not have many friends.

You look like a Jia ming.
Can you please study? You are going to be like Jia Ming if you dont.

by youaresuckchadonkey August 18, 2018

Hao Ming

a small brain simp

Eww hao ming's such a simp

by haoming November 10, 2020

shepherds minge

A fond name for a meat and potato pie made with minced lamb and mashed potato, otherwise known as a shepherds pie

What are you having for tea tonight pet? "Well I'm gonna put a nice fat shepherds minge in the oven for the kids like."

by FatMod May 1, 2008

Ching-Ming

1. Noun: derrogative term used for someone of Asian descent, often proceeding a racial slur

That Ching-Ming works at the strip club on Tuesday evenings after being replaced at the factory.

by happybirthday_ja_crocs August 2, 2016

Ming Heng

A fucking disgusting ugly fuck. He likes to act like a gangster but he is actually scrawny and gay. He is a horny faggot that is stupid and cant study for shit.

Omg he's probably a Ming Heng, no future faggot

by JesusHotJamie May 6, 2019