salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY July 16, 2017

fork smeller

A bitch that makes you want to cry

LORNAS A FORK SMELLER

by 5ick5adworld October 03, 2023

fork smeller

a mean girlfriend

Lorna is a fork smeller

by 5ick5adworld October 03, 2023

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 15, 2017

fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker December 01, 2022

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023