Dead Elvis

A middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of Brylcreem or Vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a massive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s Chevy,Ford,or Lincoln and listens to classic-country & rockabilly.Usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick.

"Look at that old dude that just got out of the '71 rustbucket Impala,what a Dead Elvis!"

by sns21274 May 21, 2009

dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions

Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"

by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004

Grateful Dead

To quote the boys themselfs "Beyond Definition"

That Grateful Dead Sure Eases My Sole!

by listen to the dead June 18, 2005

dead babies

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

by Fat Al May 09, 2007

dead text

a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.

guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text

by twitchykid123 December 12, 2010

Grateful Dead

The all time greatest band ever! Listen to the live version of ANY of their songs and you will see the grateness that is the grateful dead.

Lately it occurs to me, what a long strang trip it's been
-Truckin'

by Will C June 23, 2005

Dead or Alive

Bouncing tits and panties. Nothing gets any better than that, unless they show the females NAKED :^D

I love the Dead or Alive babes.

by drool July 20, 2003