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pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018
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text and run

When you text, message, or IM someone, then imediatly leave the room just so you're not around to see their reply. Often involves throwing your phone and leaving, going to bug random family member, and just wasting time until you grow enough balls to see what they said.
Andrew: So i texted her saying I needed some space.
Paul: How'd she take it?
Andrew: I dont know I had totext and run so that I didnt have to deal with that shit.
by Itsatrapboom123 March 20, 2011
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suicide text

Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.
Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.

Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.

Matt: Newb.
by Mattydreads1 January 4, 2010
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Hiccup Texting

Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.

See also: Drunk Texting
Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."

Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
by BCoBounder November 22, 2011
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email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.
It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!
by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009
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Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011
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creeper texting

The act of texting someone who doesn't know your number creepy things like "I see you," best done while in the same room as your prey so you can see them freak out. Often done by friends or stalkers.
text conversation:
creeper: we r watching u
guy: who r u?
creeper: still watching
guy: srsly who r u?

guy yells "WHO IS CREEPER TEXTING ME?!?!"
by girlthatfalls June 16, 2010
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