Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Mountain Republic

A country (eg. Andorra, San Marino, Switzerland) Where it's existence is mostly because it's located in a mountain range, not useful to it's surrounding countries.

Liechtenstein is a mountain republic

by a_literate_chicken November 18, 2022

wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 4, 2015

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017

mountain terd

a substance that comes out of a moutain lion's ass in a form of a terd on a mountain a little south of the mexican border.

This mountain terd is a big shit.

by Shcarsloo April 22, 2011

Kolli Mountain

Worst possible minecraft lodge ever!
Fell of a cliff and lost all my diamonds.
0/0 would never visit again.

You should kill all the sheep on kolli mountain, it's fun

by abhay hater December 22, 2020

Mountain Pretty

A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.

Fred: Mmm. That Frida sure is pretty.

Me: Sure, dude. Mountain pretty.

by Gottagobye February 14, 2023