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String Fishing

Having the jizz slowly drip down from a persons penis to form a jizz string. You must carefully swing it and say “cast away” as it goes into someone’s or your own mouth.
Wanna go string fishing at my place tonight?”
by Barrett D. Ben March 9, 2025
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playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.
My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.
by MachTool October 4, 2022
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string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
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cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way
The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going
by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024
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Dick String Cheese

When you peel the smegma off of your dick.
by cakeerealurban April 4, 2025
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Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019
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String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.
Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!
by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024
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