Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021

2 1/2 Strikes

2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.

Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.

by Rastus P. Kumquat May 7, 2021

Booba Strike

A forward bash with the female chest. It may be used to ambush or irritate male attackers or victims. This unconventional attack can be quite effective, because of it's unconventional nature.

This attack was first introduced in an adult turn-based card game, yet it is also applicable to real life.

Girl: Look! The guard is distracted! Now is my chance...
*Proceeds to use a "Booba Strike"*
*Guard is overwhelmed and the Girl can escape*

by Neelvos October 11, 2023

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 24, 2024

three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023