Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
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Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.
Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
by Sac_static December 09, 2013
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Stoner Penguin

Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...
by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018
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boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.
Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.
by sexyman10 June 06, 2014
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Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.
Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?
by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020
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observant stoner

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana
Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.
by Kendra Wheatley January 13, 2010
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dope stoner

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.
"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."
by fade650 February 22, 2010
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