soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat

by jwajdkahdn July 9, 2023

Future Soap Bar

A not-very-nice way to call your Jewish friend. It’s a reference to Holocaust, since Jewish people were made into soap during WWII.

Oh hey, future soap bar! How are you enjoying Poland?

by Your favourite Jew July 23, 2023

Soap

Sexy old age Pensioner

Look at the soap over there, she’s gotta b pushing 70

by Fordy1 May 9, 2024

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024

The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

soap skin

The small, useless piece of used bar soap that never dissolves and stays at the bottom of your shower forever.

I slipped on the soap skin and almost broke my neck.

by Lalapoo4000 March 16, 2024