sedjen

seconds but not as cool

me:a goldfishe's memory span is two sedjens
ell: what are sedjens and why do goldfish have two of them?

me: its seconds but not as cool!!!!

by kougree8 August 6, 2011

SEDIFY

The opposite of DIY.
Somebody Else Does It For You

Friend 1: Hey man, let's start a DIY punk band!
Friend 2: I know you man, you're too lazy to DIY. Why don't you just get signed and let SEDIFY?

"Hmm...I could make my car repair a DIY project...or I could just rely on SEDIFY and take it to the mechanic."

by ACID13X December 17, 2011

sedgeman

A total meat-head.

"Bro look at that huge guy!" "Yeah, but he is probably a huge sedgeman..."

by Chair_Zilla May 26, 2014

Sedate

Going on a date with the intent to roofie the other person.

I'm finally going to get laid, I'm going on a sedate later tonight.

by Cfin28 September 23, 2015

sedentation

The state of having become sedentary.

The study provided empirical evidence that : Long-term Sedentation causes much more serious health risks than smoking, particularly prior to & immediately post surgery.

by Shep Thundersun August 22, 2016

seducerer

The act of seducing a seducer.

John: Guess what I seduced that seducer from the party last night.
Bill: Nice dude that makes you a seducerer.

by dankdude69 May 30, 2016

sedging

When you are relaxing on your sofa (seated so low you are on the edge) not necessarily doing any useful.

What are you up to tonight?
- Nothing buddy, just sedging...

by Dutchin November 30, 2016