Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

There once was a myth, mere whispers in the wind that a great man had crushed the evil brooding in the world. He had been sent from the light unknown to cut though the damp darkness of the human heart. Born from celestial origin? We do not know. What we do know is his name:

Raymond Douglas Yeabsley

Since that day if something ridiculous has been seen or done it has been given a scaling system of ridiculousness:

Tame : Douglas
Mild : Ray Douglas/ Yeabley
Pretty wild: Ray dougie dougie Yeabsley
INSANE: RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY/ RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY

Tame: "I fell and cut my knee Douglasley"

Mild: " I slept with your mother"
"That's Ray Douglas"

Pretty Wild: "I slept with your father and mother in a satanic threesome"
"Fuck man, that's Ray dougi dougi Yeabley"

INSANE: "I just watched two girls one cup whilst pleasuring myself"
"Dude, that's RAYMOND DOUGLAS YEABSLEY!!!! or RAYSHODDY DOUGLAS RAYMOND YEABSLEY!!!!"

by Captain Banter May 21, 2008

Ramona

Tall, blonde, attractive, smells like potatoes, good at basketball, and is nice to MOST people. Will most likely end up with a guy that's name starts with a "G"

"Ramona, you're soooooo awesome!"

by laklsdjfio February 3, 2010

Ramona

totally tall white chick who pretends she's black. Smells like alcohol and loves cheese. Has many nicknames and very weird. Loves mexicans. Thinks that anyone who's name ends with "el" is supper sexy and will do anything to get with them.

every one says "i'm white", but i all i see is black.

stop being such a Ramona

by Kay Esskay February 3, 2010

razmoz

Some fucking baghead from Leyland. Got some bitch called Hannah Taylor as a girlfirend. He can be a really funny guy but I despise him with a passion. He also chums off of shitey BBK or whatever. Can roll a good spliffy or 2 tho

Razmoz is a BAGHEAD

by tescosquare December 12, 2013

Rahmoan

One way to pronounce Ramon, is Rahmoan.

My name isn't pronounced Raymen, it's pronounced Rahmoan!

by sk8terpoke July 31, 2011

Raymond

A very annoying person who has no soul and should stop being annoying during class and is very leprechaun like in many ways has green eyes writes with a green pencil has green notebooks you see where I'm going with this

Raymond drops bookbag: dangit my bagpipes poked a hole in my kilt.

Look its a Raymond.

( leprechaun)

by Raymondhater 04 November 5, 2017

Raymond

Typical gay blonde male, usually tall always gets nervous around girls. Normally thinks he's funny, has a small amount but very close friends. Raymond is very wealthy but wastes his money very often. Usually very horny and asks a lot of girls for nudes on Snapchat but will receive them because he gets turned down always. Raymond is way too generous and gives when he's in need. He is a gem of a friend and you will be lucky if you ever find a Raymond in your life.

Raymond: Hello you are very pretty *shakes whilst talking*

Girl: *looks at Raymond in oddity, walks away*

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Guy: Hey did you know Raymond gave me his last gummy bear?

Guy #2: Yeah Raymond is such a nice guy who does a lot for his friends.

by Royce & May November 17, 2018