Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...

Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021

web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 7, 2023

lockdown puppy

a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.

My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.

by BranstonBeans69 June 8, 2023

Bird Puppies

Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...

"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"

by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019

slime puppy

A slime puppy is someone who sexually lacks self-control and somewhat pathetic and that said person would make sexual advances in situations that are typically inappropriate (e.g. at a workplace) towards someone who holds more power.

Gerri: You disgusting little pig. You're pathetic. You are a revolting little worm, aren't you?
Roman: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
Gerri: You little slime puppy.

– Succession Season 2 Episode 4: "Safe Room"

by smalltinykitty August 16, 2023

puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

space puppy

Where you swing your dick around in 0 gravity then stopping, causing it to slowly orbit your balls

Look at my space puppy!

by handlemybar May 23, 2018