Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

Panicable

When a situation calls for panic, it would be considered panicable.

Brent- This Coronavirus is causing the stock market to plummet, people are starting to panic.

Misty- Well it is a pretty panicable situation.

by Misty Partly Cloudy February 28, 2020

Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016

Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

Panic Dogging

What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.

Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?

Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.

by Top Dogger April 23, 2020

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023