A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...
Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.
by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021
Get the Panty puppymug. by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017
Get the odd puppymug. An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
Get the puppy rodeomug. Very cute unconditional love and attention from your partner while you go about doing completely normal and unexciting things. The kind that you can only expect from a pet that has completely subscribed to the idea that you are the center of the universe even if you're just watching a boring show. Puppy comes from the premise that the act is maximally cute and because often your partners eyes are particularly widened while they're in this state of infatuation. Commonly used on the West Coast of North America, particularly Canada.
by luh kuh duh tuh April 19, 2023
Get the puppy gagamug. by handlemybar May 23, 2018
Get the space puppymug. by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
Get the puppy muffinmug. by black demon child August 27, 2013
Get the nup puppymug.