Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005
Get the Old Kakamug. Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018
Get the Old Saltmug. Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic February 18, 2011
Get the Old Fashionmug. by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018
Get the Old Raisinmug. When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed
Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
by OwDo May 12, 2021
Get the Old Cockmug. by Dr_dude February 5, 2014
Get the old motelmug. Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.
The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."
by Raggle Frock January 27, 2013
Get the Old Snottermug.