Chuck Norris

there is no definition for chuck norris

1: i tried to define chuck norris
2: what happened?
1: i got roundhouse kicked and was told no one defines chuck norris but chuck norris

by addboy674 December 6, 2006

norrick

To end a relationship, esp. with a lover.

Your girlfriend is clinically insane. You need to norrick her immediately and find someone else.

by ArsHole August 26, 2003

dirty chuck norris

When u clip a close-pin to your nipple and make a man suck the close-pin

Jay gave that dude a dirty chuck norris

by polar dave November 21, 2011

Chuck Norris

The baddest mofo alive.

Chuck Norris shits trains, nigga. NOW WHAT?

by your mom doesn't shit trains July 8, 2009

chuck norris

the only man more interesting than the most interesting man in the world

chuck norris: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!

most interesting man on the world: noobiownu

by pepsynoob August 7, 2009

Chuck Norris

He can do anything

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

by ArekkusuOwnsYou November 1, 2008

Chuck Norris

chuck norris can speak braille.


when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"

chuck norris is kick ass!

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 14, 2009