James norris

James norris is a man who will attract females like no other male on the planet , he is willing to fall in love and also willing to play the field , woman crumble at the feet for a james norris

Did you see that boy over there?
He has to be a JAMES NORRIS

by FIRDAYSATDESUNDE November 22, 2021

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sockie norris

the person who saved yaz’s life

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by ilovefoodbaha July 6, 2021

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the best Coach in the world, he will kill your dog.

Dog killer Chuck Norris is back in town.

by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019

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How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

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