by BlackKnight April 03, 2003
by WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!!!!! January 22, 2022
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE April 22, 2018
A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.
"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"
by Zyx987 December 09, 2013
by Mr. Clever December 23, 2014
a person who either sucks or eats a mans cock
also used as an insult to some one who would be calling you a name like carpet mucher ect
very good to confuse people becuase they may not have a clue on what your saying
also used as an insult to some one who would be calling you a name like carpet mucher ect
very good to confuse people becuase they may not have a clue on what your saying
person 1 ; hay your gay
person 2 ; piss off you weiner muncher
person 1 ; huh ?
person 2; i thought so !
person 2 ; piss off you weiner muncher
person 1 ; huh ?
person 2; i thought so !
by Miss Cameron May 15, 2007
by Tobitastic October 14, 2020