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Mountain Cougar

A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.

The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?

Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
by RR. November 13, 2011
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Mountain Spinach

Weed, Dope, Marijuana, Cannabis, Reefer
Lets smoke some mountain spinach!
I had a great crop of mountain spinach this year!
by Ouboet1124 October 24, 2011
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Mountain Hoes

Me and my homies are having a bunch Mountain Hoes over at the double-wide tonight. Wanna come hang out?
by fred durst 2 June 2, 2023
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Jade Mountain

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.
Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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Mountain Biking

Yewwwwwww!!!
by The123123123 February 24, 2023
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Gore Mountain

The best ski area in New York state, and possible the entire east coast (of the U.S). Definitely better than Whiteface...
I skied at Gore Mountain last weekend, and it was my best skiing experience on the east coast.
by CHicken Sandwich, Trout April 3, 2023
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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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