Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.

My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.

by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021

Leaf

I love you leaf <3 leaf is the best girlfriend ever shes sweet funny beautiful kind shes everything <3 :))

"Who is leaf?" "Oh leaf is my amazing girlfriend!"

by Dream smp <333333333 August 1, 2021

Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

Leaf Jacks

A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!

Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?

Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!

Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.

Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)

Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.

Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.

Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011

Leaf-Licker

A derogatory term for Vegans, And herbivore animals. Used by the Arxur, a carnivore species, in the SciFi story, Nature of Predators.

Dave's a fucking leaf-licker after watching those videos about factory farms.

by whoa220 October 25, 2024

Leaf smeller

A person who sniffs out other people's shame.

Constantly on the persute of finding others negative qualities, Hal, was known as a leaf smeller.

by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017