Jeremy

Guy who plays the game metal gear rising. Can typically see him running and soaping on a school rail. Cames his friends are gay to hind the fact that he is actually gay. No one likes him hanging out with a jeremy makes you want to jam you head though a noose and hang yourself. Has a big dick and is unknown to most people. "Yeah I know him but I dont know him" literally sonic the hedgehog. Sucks tons of cock all the time. And most importantly does wear pants, only shorts.

"Dude was that jeremy, what I dont know I never seen him" "yeah jeremy kicked his ass while using edgy game quotes" "I want to see Jeremy's dick"

by Whoisthisidk21 September 29, 2018

The Jeremy springer

The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.

Adam: hey wanna watch the game?

Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer

by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018

Jeremy KYLE

MEANING YOU ARE A FUCKING UNIT

person 1: you bruda
Person 2: YOU SEEN JOSH, HIS MUSCLES SO BIG HE LOOKS LIKE JEREMY KYLE

by GUCCIROLEXMAN June 24, 2019

Jeremy

Jeremy is this kid that has a doorknob for a pee pee. Jeremy also likes long walks at the park while he touches your boyfriends dick. Jeremy is also a ugly ass mixed kid.

Jeremy has a small dick it’s like a doorknob.

by PussySlayerMike July 5, 2019

Jeremy Hayes

Su un god

Person 1: oh wow ur so good at football
Jeremy Hayes: i know right su un god

by Broskisgodsplan July 6, 2019

Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.

Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.

by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019

Jeremy

Horrible at eating but great when it comes to plastic surgery this boy or girl is a real suck up and is probably going to get a bad disease the only thing he eats is pickles.

Jeremy the pickle lover.

by Anna Siebeneicher November 27, 2019