The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.
by PanchoK May 3, 2021
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Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!
Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!
Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!
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by Liquidshit69 November 23, 2021
Get the jan-philip mug.Suddenly turning around and walking away in the middle of a conversation for no discernible reason. If the dismayed interlocutor asks about it the following day, this is typically followed by answers along the lines of: "Duh! I gave you plenty of nonverbal cues that I didn't want to talk."
Person 1 : I was telling him about the issues I have with the project, but he just walked away! How is that even possible?!
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!
Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.
Person 2 : Ah, clearly he pulled a Jan on you!
Person 1 : He said he only had a short question, but then he kept talking for an hour about useless stuff, jumping from subject to subject. I feel completely drained!
Person 2 : Oh well, if he does that again, you should consider pulling a Jan on him.
by DefinitelyNotJan March 2, 2022
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if you get yourself someone like Jans, treat her right and don’t ever let her go.
if you get yourself someone like Jans, treat her right and don’t ever let her go.
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