Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.

Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal

by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

tub hub

People who are crazy about baths and bathing

John: Dave is still in the bath?
Robert: What a tub hub!

by MattDIC818 February 4, 2015

Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.

Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived

by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016

Hot Tub

2 Static niggas gay fuckin in a DE

Tiltyhomo just packed the fudge of ruby in a hot tub

by Tiltyzinc October 13, 2020

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023