Bit The Monkey

1. Being extremely mean to somebody.
2. When your mad at someone.

1. Did you hear what Nick did to me yesterday, he totally bit the monkey.
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!

by Kell Bell 4 ever December 15, 2003

Chomping at the bit

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014

got a bit on

When you have had a shit load of chemical substances and your eyes are like over coat buttons

used as a loud expression by someone who has had a bit he will burst out with a "got a bit on" then you shall know he or she is off there tits

by Sir Richard Moog April 29, 2006

bits

The name referring to a big titted woman who is obnoxious, lumpish, dense, brainless, and overall unfortunate.

"Oh god I can't stand the sound of her voice, Bits must be talking"

"I don't mean to pull a bits on you but this sentence needs more CLARITY"

by classmate_humour December 1, 2011

Bits

When the sheer girth of one's man tit not only extends forward putting to shame the likes of Pam Anderson and Denise Milani but also protrudes from the back creating back to front symmetry that no human should be able to naturally display.

Check the bits on that guy. I never thought I would ever be so turned on by back fat! Is that weird?

by MB83 January 13, 2011

bubbly bits

a womens breast area

she has big bubbly bits

by lukeyboy f March 14, 2007

bacon bits

"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......

ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad

by brian rainey October 28, 2006